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Sloane
$210 · tax calculated at checkout
A wearable curve with a pocket remote, paired by radio — deliberately no app, no account, nothing that phones home.
Remote paired · No app
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Plain packaging, neutral sender name, no product description on the label. Unopened returns within 30 days.
Sloane is for couples who want a shared wearable without installing anything. The curve is a low, slim C that sits held in place by clothing; the remote is a rounded pebble with one rose-gold button and a dial. They pair by radio at the press of two buttons and stay paired until you un-pair them — range is a generous room, not a phone tower.
No app is a feature, not a gap. An account means a server, and a server means a record that this object exists in your bedroom. Everything about Sloane happens between the two pieces in your hands: no firmware prompts, no privacy policy, no subscription, no discovery that the app was discontinued.
Why this piece exists
Sloane's no-app rule cost us a supplier and gained us a principle. The original quote had a lovely app with patterns and a login screen, and the login screen ended the conversation: an account means a server, a server means a record, and a record of this particular object existing in someone's bedroom is not ours to hold. The radio pair we shipped instead does one thing, offline, and the pairing dies if you factory-reset either piece.
The pebble remote is weighted like a concern bead — 34 grams, rounded, one button — because the person holding it should be paying attention to the person wearing it, not navigating a menu. The dial is continuous, and the feedback loop is the wearer's face, which is the interface we designed for.
Who it suits
- Couples who want a shared wearable and refuse to install anything
- Privacy-first users — no account, no server, no record
- Long-distance-adjacent households: two rooms of range, no network
Who it does not suit
- Anyone wanting app patterns, schedules or connectivity — we do not do that
- Solo users; the remote is the second half of the product and it wants a partner
Specification
Measured, not estimated.
Dimensions are nominal and may vary by up to 3 mm between batches. If a figure matters for a specific use, ask and we will measure the piece in stock.
| Body material | Platinum-cured silicone, matte finish, phthalate-free |
|---|---|
| Pieces | Wearable curve (112 mm) + remote pebble |
| Pairing | Radio, button-paired, 15 m indoor range |
| Weight | 148 g together |
| Settings | 3 intensities × 3 patterns, dial on remote |
| Battery | Curve 90 min charge; remote 6-month coin cell |
| Charging | Magnetic USB-C cable included |
| Water resistance | IPX7 curve; remote IPX5 |
| Pairing | Button-pair, 15 m indoor, dies on factory reset |
| Privacy | No app, no account, no firmware updates, no telemetry |
| Remote battery | CR2032 coin cell, ~6 months |
In the box
- Sloane wearable curve
- Pocket remote pebble
- Coin cell (pre-installed)
- Magnetic USB-C charging cable
- Pairing card
Use and care
Everything we know about keeping it.
Before the first use
Charge the curve, pop the remote's coin cell tab, and press both power buttons for three seconds until the ring blinks twice — they are paired.
Cleaning
The curve is IPX7 and rinses; the remote wipes with a damp cloth and should never go under the tap.
Storage
Store them apart or the curve may wake the remote in a bag. Long gaps between uses: the coin cell holds a year.
Long-term
The radio pair is the part that can degrade, and it degrades as range, not failure — if two rooms becomes one room, the coin cell is the first suspect and the curve's charge the second. The curve's battery is standard Li-ion care. The remote has no charging: replace the coin cell yearly, recycle the old one, and if you ever sell or pass the set on, factory-reset both pieces so the pairing dies with your relationship to it.
Material safety. Platinum-cured silicone, phthalate-free, non-porous. Clean with warm water and mild unscented soap or a silicone-safe cleanser; avoid alcohol and silicone-based lubricants, which dull a matte finish and can leave a film. Full detail in the materials guide.
Delivery & discretion
Between here and your door.
Plain as standard
Unbranded carton, plain white label, neutral sender name, customs line reads “wellness goods”. No invoice inside unless you ask.
Timing
Same-day dispatch before 1 pm Eastern; three to five business days standard, two expedited. Hold-at-location delivery on request.
Returns
Unopened within 30 days with a prepaid label and no reason asked. Faulty items are replaced on a photograph, not a posting.
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